Old/New Pizza
Hate waking up, nothing to eat, no cereal, no eggs, just pizza from some party 2 nights ago. That hasn’t been refrigerated. You could microwave it, but that just makes the sauce burning hot, the crust cold, and the cheese all shitty. You could put it in the oven for 15 minutes, but being a buisiness man myself, I sure as hell don’t have that kind of time.
What you need:
- Old pizza
What you should have:
- Toaster
Take the toaster and flip it on its side, so the slots look like you could load cd’s into them. Instead, load a slice of pizza in there, cheese facing up. Make sure the pizza stays in all the way in while you push the toaster thing down. Toaster temp should be on whatever you normally use.
Now, you have to watch this, because if you wait too long, cheese starts dripping all over the heating wires and causes a fire. The whole process doesn’t take long, maybe 30 seconds to a minute. It is going to smoke a little though, because chances are you haven’t cleaned the crumb tray out ever and the left over shit from your Toaster Strudels is getting burned.
Pop the handle up and your pizza is hot out the brick oven fresh.
BONUS:
While the toaster is still sideways, put your plate in front of it, so when you hit the cancel button/pop up the lever, your pizza shoots out and lands perfectly on the dish. Always an impressive move when the girl you met last night asks for breakfast.
