It’s 2 AM, you just walked 1.5 miles to McDonalds, and not only have they stopped serving the dollar menu, but now your broke, exhausted, and have to walk back. 3:30 AM. You made it. But now your food is cold. What do you do:
What you need:
- McDonalds
- Hamburgers
- Nuggets
- Fries
- Apple Pies
What you should have:
- Air Conditioning/Heater unit
- Coffee maker
First off, turn on the coffee maker, but remove the pot and don’t put water in it. Then blast the heater on high and place the McNuggets (in their box), fries (in the bag), and two boxes of Apple Pie on the vents. This should warm them up nice ‘n’ American style and all. While that ‘food’ is heating, grab a couple fries, break them up, and rub them around on the hot plate part of the coffee pot. This is to lube it up, because I’m assuming the kind you have in your suitcase is not made for cooking.
Next, remove the hamburger and put it on the hot plate. If you want to get crazy you can take the damn thing apart and do it like that, but thats messy. And difficult. I recommend just heating the bun with the whole thing together. The burger itself won’t be that warm, but when you bite into it your toungue hits the bun first, tricking you mouth into thinking you have a hot meal. You don’t even have to flip it over and do the top, because hey, you’re not eating it upside down (thats a whole different post).
By now your McNuggets, fries, and pies are probably pretty toasty, so grab them, crank up the A/C, and feast on McD’s like it’s armageddon.
